"oh my g---od, it's a paa-rrr-ttt-eee??!!

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthdat to you, Happy Birthday dhear Talia, Happy 23rd tooo yoouu. Whisper Lounge-->Carolyn's Parents-->Beer Bong-->Jack shots-->to Ralph's with Jessica (my long lost, but found again adventure partner in crime) for Vodka-->met boys-->(true to Jes/Mis style) go with boys to random party-->Katrina didn't tell mom about the party-->happen to be in the bathroom when mom comes home-->Melissa is having deja-vu & really feels like it's 10th grade again in the Nav-->adventuresques steal beer and leave the party-->back to Carolyn's-->trickle effect around the table of outgoing drunk texts-->drank vodka-->drank vodka-->shots of vodka-->made up for lost time w ML-->my ipod came out-->dance slash photo party-->blackout happened-->gal with a plan set in motion--> SHOTGUN.

and one more time, Happy Birthday to my lifelong jelly eating best.